10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman:

 1.  Beer understands the difference between shooting down an unidentified
	aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
 2.  A beer would never own a car with an automatic transmission.
 3.  A beer never fishes for compliments.
 4.  Beer tastes good.
 5.  A beer can enjoy an evening of watching "Johnny-the-Wadd-Holmes' Greatest
	Hits" as much as you do.
 6.  An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
 7.  A beer won't ask you to pick up some tampons when you go to the store.
 8.  Beer never asks you to change the station.
 9.  A beer won't fill up your 'Vette with 85-octane gas because it's twenty
	cents less expensive.
10.  A beer won't make you eat experimental vegetarian meals that taste
	like grass.